Druid - “What about my sixty sheep?”
DM - “…A hooded figure opens your door, and is greeted by a wall of sheep, which proceed to burst out of the room and flood the inn’s hallway. Movement speed is halved.
Don’t say “I’m not like other girls.”
Be like other girls and meld with other girls and become one with the glorious mass of writhing womanhood that will roll over the towns and the cities and devour all space and all time.
i like how our response to day-to-day shitty events of misogyny/homophobia/etc has officially become this brand of nightmarish surrealism and it genuinely makes me feel better
petition for there to be a legend of zelda game where princess zelda’s best friend link gets kidnapped in a case of mistaken identity (by parallel-world jumping miscreants) and she goes out into the world to defeat evil on a perilous quest to get him back to safety, despite everyone trying to stop her because “she’s a lady”, “this is unladylike”, “she’s too weak” and “he’s ‘just’ a peasant farmboy”
2. Literally 99% of video games with female PCs already involve sexist NPCs harassing them. We don’t need any more. Why do people think this trope is empowering? It’s just annoying.