wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]
I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD
What a champ
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
[The “A” is for asexuals & aromantics- not allies]
Mine, please and thank you
I love it! (and still can’t believe people think that’s what the A stands for smh)
A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
You are in a garden, and you are astonished."
Decided to just let go and speedpaint.
It seems we all have something else to look forward to in Inquisition!
Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by packs of giant spiders.