versainoai:

Jupiter ARCADIA tour BARKS review

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

bunnybotbaby:

threedaysdisgrace:

can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.

"Dude, have you ever looked at your hand? Like, really looked at it?”

raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

anachronisticfairytales:

Alex Tooth

snowflakehealer:

despair—kirigiri:

peent:

what’s an asexual’s favorite color?

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"My name is Varric, and I’m here to kick some TethrASS."

— varric in a dream i had about an inquisition demo (via shandorclegane)
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