quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

fcyeah:

pre-post-modernism:

madeupofnothings:

[The “A” is for asexuals & aromantics- not allies]

Mine, please and thank you

I love it! (and still can’t believe people think that’s what the A stands for smh)

lgbtqiA!

"

A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.

"

eliaes:

👏👏

tutmart:

Decided to just let go and speedpaint.

actualorsino:

It seems we all have something else to look forward to in Inquisition!

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by packs of giant spiders.

knight-enchanter:

LOL

AI