[Photo of a man in a white lab coat in front of a chalk board. The chalk board reads: Some people say that allowing gays to marry will destroy the sanctity of marriage. That’s like saying marriage was cool until other people got to do it. So essentially, those people are marriage hipsters. There might be a solid law-based argument behind their belief, but it’s pretty scarce and we haven’t heard of it. Below the photo is the text “File under: You Would Think They’d Be Behind Gay Marriage, After All, It’s Just As Organic”]
My grandchildren will be asking me in 2081: “Why was there a debate on gay marriage?”
I’ll respond: “Because people were idiots. Go enjoy your date with the robot.”
Congratulations, New York. Six and D.C. down. Forty-four to go.
(Submitted by cassisaurusrex)